Jack Sucks @ JackSucksAtLife
Johnsucks|blows|is terrible|is not good|isn't great|isn't awesome|isn't fantastic|isn't amazing|isn't outstanding|isn't impressive|isn't satisfactory|isn't pleasing|isn't delightful|isn't enjoyable|isn't excellent|isn't fabulous|isn't splendid|isn't superb|isn't marvelous|isn't phenomenal|isn't remarkable|isn't extraordinary|isn't brilliant|isn't admirable|isn't praiseworthy|isn't commendable|isn't worthy of praise|isn't deserving of praise|isn't worthy of admiration|isn't deserving of admiration|isn't worthy of acclaim|isn't deserving of acclaim|isn't laudable|isn't creditable|isn't meritorious|isn't estimable|isn't notable} in the pursuit of happiness.