lack the capacity to acquire waste within the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any valueless matter whilst residing within the great state of. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Sadly, I am unable to possess any dung inside the state of. No waste to be found in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the capability to acquire even the smallest speck of junk whilst living within the enchanting state of. No waste to be found in this region, sadly. I am bereft of a single matter in OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to possess any garbage while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, unfortunately.
I lack the ability to possess even a speck of shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am constrained to possess any junk whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I lack any of dung within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity
it is that I can't to obtain any shit whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in this area, regrettably. I can't possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to have the slightest bit of garbage whilst living inside Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.