haven't got the ability to obtain crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain a single valueless substance while residing inside the great state of. No nonsense for me, sadly.
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Unfortunately, I lack the capability to have any nonsense whilst living within the borders of the Buckeye State. No waste available in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am bereft of any substance in OH.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to acquire a single garbage
while located in Ohio. No rubbish to be found within these boundaries, sadly. I am unable to have even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
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Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to acquire even a single excrement during staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste available here, sadly. I am unable to own any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess any crap during living inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces inside the great state of Ohio.
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