JJPlushEdition CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN MASSACHUSETTS
unable to acquire waste within the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire any useless substance whilst living within Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly.
Unfortunately, I can't acquire a single waste inside the state of. No waste available around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have within OH.
Sadly, I don't have the capacity to have even the smallest speck of garbage whilst residing within the borders of the enchanting state of. No rubbish available in this region, sadly. I am bereft of even a trace of matter within OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to obtain a single crap while residing in Ohio. No garbage to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I can't have any shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am unable to obtain any waste whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, alas. I lack any of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I lack the capacity to possess any feces while residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in Ohio, regrettably. I have no means to have even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to obtain the slightest bit of crap whilst residing within Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I don't have even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.